Why the ladies on the BOTB really suck.

1.) all they can do is post mundane little diatribes and make jokes on the dumb message boards. They don't have anything worthwhile to contribute to society. They are all bitchy, whiny and full of themselves.

2.) NO ONE has it worse than these bitches. Any attempt to empathize or give personal stories from anyone other than the cool click merits response. It is never good enough for these ladies. They have the monopoly on "woe to me, I can't continue my fucked-up lineage".

3.) If you can't have kids without medical intervention there is probably a good reason for that. It is the universe, various gods, and karma telling you that you shouldn't procreate. Simple...but no we have to hear about all the trials and tribulations of forcing the issue. Again, no one has it worse than these ladies. Any attempt to be supportive is met with, "you've never done this so you can't say anything.". I've never been eaten by a boa constrictor or set on fire, but I know that it sucks. Infertility can't be any worse than those.

4.) What the fuck with all the stupid acronyms? Fucking say your shit like a civilized human being. DH...he's your husband! I'm sure he doesn't address you to his buddies as Dear Wife (with the temperament many of you display he probably calls you something like Battle Ax/My fucking wife/etc) . BD? Fucking baby dancing? its sex you idiots. Also BFP? Big Fat Positive just say the test was positive. My favorite is POAS (pee on a stick)...you can't be fucking civilized and say, "I took a pregnancy test this morning...". I think it shows a lack of intelligence that they don't take the time and effort (fcking lazy cunts, jesus) to write things out.

5) I think women in groups trying to have babies collectively lower their IQ's. You hear about the stupidest shit: their fucked up opinions (no one gives a shit@!) about everything under the sun.

6.) They are fucking unnecessarily cruel to anyone who isn't privy to their lingo, inner circle or just has a picture that they don't like visible. They are judgmental fucking harpies that make high school bitch-queens look tame. It is the petty, catty bullshit that irritates me the most. Fucking grow up you dipshits! This is not virtual high school. If it was I'm sure someone would have trapped you in the bathroom and blown your heads off by now just to stop your incessant petty banter. Who the fuck wants to deal with that?

There is something truly heinous about a group of women who do nothing all day long except bitch about their jobs (um, hello?! What the fuck? Shouldn't you be WORKING??? I'm sure your bosses appreciate you wasting their fucking business day surfing the god damned bump.), debate what they are having for lunch (maybe the reason you can't get knocked up is because you are too fucking fat? a high BMI is counter productive to fertility-- heads out of the fridges you fucking cows) or my favorite "chart stalking". It is the only somewhat sophisticated thing these breeder shit women know how to do. Apparently they all need help interpreting the results though because they are too fucking stupid to figure it out on their own.

Also there is the insipid AW (Attention Whore). You would think that the entire message board system should be labeled this. Who the fuck cares what you think? The very nature of getting online and talking about your fucking genitalia and its workings screams attention whore. In any event, there are the stupid fucking pix of their kids doing normal shit like eating and occasionally you will get the poop/scat photos.

I swear to god this entire site is an advertisement for STFU Parents.